I
stood there looking up into the sky as the whitish pink light of the good fruit
fairy disappeared. I sighed in relief knowing that the spirit of Brian was
finally defeated.
"Hey
DR, I was just on a wild ride," came a voice from behind me. It was Aaron.
"What
the hell happened to you?" I asked. Aaron smiled and staggered like he was
drunk. His clothes were shredded in several places.
"I've
got a whole new image of OJ and Billy and Shaun now. Let me give you some
details..."
"I
don't want to here them!" I replied. Just then OJ and the gay cult came
into view.
"Hey
Aaron!" shouted OJ, "we're ready for some more! Bring DR along with
you why don't you."
"Cum
and join the party DR, ohhh myyyy", said Aaron as the whole cult began
approaching.
"Whats
wrong with you people!" I yelled, "don't you realize that Brian is
dead? Theres something out there called girls!"
"Hey,
we take offense to that," said Gwen and Ms. Edick who were both very
bored. They were waiting around for some unsuspecting girls to come along.
"We
awr sewiouswy gwonna wape wu," said Joey Wayhall.
"Let
me inspect those pants, I think you're out of dress code," said Mr. Bell.
"Aawoooooooo...I
mean ohhh myyyy," said Shaun.
"Come
on Dave, lets wrestle. Ohhh myyyy," said Billy.
As
this was happening I was standing on the ledge of the steepest and highest part
of Stephen's Gorge. Having no other choice, I leapt off and plunged into
oblivion.
*
* *
The
next thing I knew, I was lying in a hospital bed. All of my limbs were in
casts. Expecting to see doctors and my parents standing over me, I found four
life size Teletubies surrounding the Bed. They all took of there heads
revealing OJ as Poh, Shaun as Laa Laa, Billy as Dipsy, an Aaron as Tinkie Winkie.
"Hey
DR!" said Aaron, "we've come to cheer you up, seeing that all of your
limbs are broken and you'll never be able to walk again."
All
four of them held hands and began to sing the Teletubies song, adding an oh my
here and there.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I screamed.
THE END
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